The Hasher has no direct knowledge of why Owen Wilson may have attempted to hurt himself some time ago, but maybe the photographer who snapped this shot has tapped into something.

Speaking of “tapping,” online rumor sites where this Hasher gets his information are reporting that Owen and Kate may be reconciling.

Remember Owen, all good things must come to an end at some point.

I’m sure there’s something wise I could write if I was wise having something to do with trees and apples falling and how far they fall blah blah blah…  I’ll admit, I didn’t know that that Lohan girl had a sister.

The Hasher took a look at his blog stats the other day and has decided that, against his better judgment he is going to experiment with this space on the web.  The thing is is the Hasher, that’s the Hollywood Hasher, that’s me by the way… the person typing this recycled drivel for the celebrity-obsessed masses has no problem making money from this “junk” considering what he is about.

Sex, drugs, and more sex and more drugs.  No, that’s a lame attempt at irony there.  The Hasher is about a lot of things and despite a strong interest in sex and one particular substance often labeled as a drug… think green leafy substance… the Hasher is about a great many things that a great many people would consider respectable, if not noble… if not downright inspirational.

But… that is not what this place on blog-crap-o-sphere is all about.  This is about (generally) pictures of somewhat attractive to very attractive (to sometimes not really attractive all) people knows as “celebrities,” particularly those associated with all that is “Hollywood.”

So anyway… back to this Lohan business.  I’m not saying this child is this by any means, but the first word that came to my mind when I saw this picture on some other site was anorexic.  Mind you, my eyes went right to this girl who I had no idea who it was… I expected to see a line about anorexia in the headline.  It wasn’t there… rather some form of what I wrote about.  I don’t remember, and I can’t say I care.

I will say the word trainwreck keeps coming up in my head though.

Holy hash marks batman!! Wait are there even hash marks on a basketball court? Who cares?!…especially if Heidi Klum is on the court, and wearing a bikini no less. Check out this photo from the Sports Illustrated photo shoot for Semi-Pro. 

I don’t know if the word hot is HOT enough. She’s not getting any younger, but who cares!! Obviously not Will Ferrell; this man is living a blessed life. It just goes to show how far funny can get you in this world.

TMZ is reporting that Jeopardy host Alex Trebek has suffered a minor heart attack. He is reported to be “resting comfortably” and is expected back in the studio for tapings in January. Be well Alex.