Don’t you agree? I’ll admit I don’t even know who these people are, really… something about ‘high school musical’ comes to mind. Here’s a hashing of Perez explaining:

Let the High School Musical mania begin again!

On Monday, Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens left Los Angeles International Airport together, en route to Utah, where the girls will meet up with Zacquisha to film what is (most probably) going to be the FINAL installment (with the current cast) of Disney’s High School Musical.

I don’t know much about Perez’s blog, but I have never been impressed by his doodles.  I took a look today and this was on the front page, and I thought, “nice crown.”  I look at my time spent here as penance for wrongs already committed in my life.  I’m serious people… would you want to write this stuff?  Drop me a line…  have I ever even checked the email?

I guess Steve-O is a jackass… no wait he’s mentally ill!

Mar 17, 2008 Author: Hollywood Hasher | Filed under: Uncategorized

Steve-O

Word has it that Steve-O from Jackass fame was put on psychiatric hold recently. I heard cocaine and some of his “jackass friends” were involved in having Steve-O committed.

I’m not sure how I feel about doctors having the power that our courts do to lock people up, but I sure hope Steve-O is okay and on his way to being well and free and the jackass that we all have come to know and love… from a distance anyway.

I can only imagine what the true bottom feeding gossip bloggers are doing with this.  I say imagine because I can’t say that I actually read this stuff.  I am actually blogging about this stuff as penance in a sort of psuedo reality you see. I can’t really get into details or it might actually rip the time space fabric continuum that you call reality.   A lot of people don’t get the amount of power that a single sentient being can possess.  These ’so-called’ stars draw the eyes of millions, some in fact draw billions.   You know what’s possible when everyone is paying attention to the same person, don’t you?  (Can you say Obama?)  Well, don’t expect me to be good at this…  anyway, Lisa Marie, the Hasher wishes you the best, you will always be a princess, you can’t help it.

Catherine Zeta-Jones: beautiful is as beautiful does

Mar 10, 2008 Author: Hollywood Hasher | Filed under: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas

Catherine Zeta-JonesAnd classy is as classy does.  I know I should probably think of something snarky to write like what I said when I saw that picture of the singer guy Mayer, awhile back…  but I just don’t have it in me these days. Considering this apparent dearth, or lack of snarkiness, the Hasher has decided to ‘employ’ and I use the term loosely there, mind you, the Hasher is enlisting the help of a Hasher-ette.She will be joining me, very soon in bringing you whatever the heck we want to bring the random people that keep ending up here.  As soon as we actually figure out what we’re “really” going to do… we’ll let you know. In the meantime, look at this woman and get that Michael Douglas is a f*cking stud, face it.