The folks over at The Superficial are reporting that reality television “personality” (mind you I’m using the term loosely) got herself stuck in an ATM vestibule.  I’ve never watched “The Hills” before and I doubt I’m about to start anytime soon, but I’m guessing that Heidi wasn’t really stuck… rather maybe she was just hamming it up for the paparazzi.  Either way, Heidi, you may want to consider putting that money in your jeans, assuming you can get your hand in one of the pockets.

A completely unreliable source has told me that Tom Cruise has had his wife Katie Holmes shortened by 4 or so inches so that he will appear taller than her (see photo above.)

It’s my bet that despite what  Annie Leibovitz is said to have said about this photo that she,  and all of Miley’s people, including good ol’ Dad himself were well aware of the “attention” that such a photo would get.  Everyone will make more money… as Miley Cyrus very successfully lays the groundwork for her transition to a ‘new audience’ beyond the pre-pubescent Disney crowd.  

The New York Post is reporting that Leibovitz says, “Miley and I looked at fashion photographs together, and we discussed the picture in that context before we shot it… The photograph is a simple, classic portrait, shot with very little makeup, and I think it is very beautiful.”

Yes Annie, it’s a classic portrait usually taken of a grown woman, not an underaged minor. 

 I think it’s kind of funny, in a sad way, especially the playing it off like it’s all for the sake of art and beauty (and not attention and sales/money)

 It’s hardly a secret… sex sells, especially when it involves a fifteen year old girl, who happens to be a multi-millionaire.

Whenever I see a picture of Amy Winehouse the word “trainwreck” comes to mind.Whenever I see a picture of Amy Winehouse and young children, the word “what the f*ck” is Amy Winehouse doing near impressionable young ones?” comes to mind.