The Hasher has nothing against body ink generally, but why does a beauty like Megan Fox, seen here at the 7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year awards in Los Angeles, find it necessary to adorn her bod in such relatively unattractive and conspicuous ways? Note the Marilyn tribute on her right arm.

And look at this work of art on her back… tell me she wasn’t stoned when she decided to get that one! You don’t see Hollywood beauty Jessica Alba pulling crap like that. There’s always laser removal Megan!

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