A few words about “Dirty Papa Joe” on this Father’s Day…

I’m not talking Christina Aguilera dirty either. Nobody wants to see Papa Joe writhing around in a rain shower, except maybe himself. He’s the baptist minister turned diamond stud wearing manager. And like any man he talks about sex, boobs, cleavage, and a woman’s sexy body. But oh wait, did I mention he’s talking about his little girl? This baptist minister needs to go to confessional. Yes, he’s talking about his first born, Jessica Simpson and her “gift” of virginity, her double DD’s, and her sexy body.

He was quoted in the Times as “pledging to be the central man in her [Jessica’s] life until she’s married” and he accompanied that pledge with a ‘purity ring.”  He is further quoted as saying he wanted them [Jessica & Ashley] to know that “Daddy never touched their stuff. I wanted them to always look at me with respect.” What is he talking about?! Touching them where?! Eick!

He produced the movie Blonde Ambition, which focused on Jessica’s body, blonde hair and cleveage.  Some would say he was working with her best assets, but did he forget that she actually has talent? Did he forget that she’s a singer? Probably a gifted singer, unlike the younger daughter Ashley with her lip synching irish dance debacle on Saturday Night Live a year or two ago. I’m surprised this manager turned down an offer for Jessica to be in a porno. Maybe he just doesn’t like to share her. He’s cited as the cause for Jessica’s divorce from Nick Lachey. And his meddling probably won’t end there.  He may soon be the cause for the end of her relationship with Tony Romo.

What do you give a dad that only wants his daughter?! Happy Father’s Day dirty old man!